Some Ideas for a Spicy Night with Your Spouse (Birthday Edition)

Welcome back sex addicts. 
KIDDING. LOL. 
I been drinking ya'll, so please bare with me. (KRIT reference, IYKYK).
Okay so let's just jump right into this, it won't be long because I'm going to write a short story about how our night went. 
Before any of the fun begins, he will walk into the house with balloons, candles, and rose petals everywhere. I am going to get the balloons blown up so they will be hanging all over the house. There will be rose petals leading to the room and it'll lead him right to me, on the bed, with all his gifts in gift bags, and me, dressed as the "Naughty School Teacher". I couldn't find the best school teacher outfits, but I found a plaid outfit that has suspenders so that's going to have to do. 
When he walks in, the slowed version of "Art of Noise- Moments in Love" will be playing because why not? So, let's get into what happens after the gifts and all that good stuff.
Yesterday I posted some cards on my close friends story on instagram and the popular vote was to show exactly what was on the back of them. The cards are for a "game" that I created so that we can spice it up this Friday. It's not really a game, but because he won't know what's on the cards, it kind of is. Basically, he will pick one card from 3 categories and that is how our night will go. The categories are "Foreplay, Positions, and After the fun." 
So, the foreplay options are:
- A full body hot oil massage (FULL BODY and that also includes the monster too. My favorite snack), watch me masturbate until I cum and eat icing off of me afterwards, your choice of the body part/or parts. Now, fingers are probably good for this one, but I would opt for a vibrator. So much more you can do with it to drive him crazy. 

- Watch me oil my body in slow motion and let me lick ice cream off of all of your hot spots while you're blind folded and handcuffed. Now, for this, I would say to use an oil that has a nice scent to really set the mood. The cocoa butter body oil gel I got from amazon smells so fucking good so that's what I would  use. 

Position options:
In these positions I'll play the sexy school teacher who called him to stay after class because he's been bad, but the twist is, I get punished instead because I am the submissive. 
- Reverse cowgirl while watching porn (Your choice on anal or vaginal) I'm not the biggest porn watcher now, but I think it'll be fun and he mentioned it recently to see if that's something I'd be into and I said hell yes. Listen to your spouse people. If they mention something, listen to that. If you're up for it, be the first person to make that move the next time y'all get some alone time.
We aren't the biggest fans of anal either, buttttt (pun intended), every blue moon I'm down if he is.

- Doggystyle with my ankles and wrists bound. No explanation needed for this. It is what it is and again, his choice on the intercourse. 

-Seated wheelbarrel, (with no break) (I had to look this one up because we've done it before but I didn't know what it was called. The no break part means, I don't get to be like "nah, I'm tired." I don't get to run. Keep going anyway ;) So, for this, have him sit on the edge of the bed, you have your hands on the ground and stretch your legs behind his waist. 

After the fun options:
-Cuddles, our favorite show, and cocktails. Heavy on the cock ;)
As much as we like watching shows together, I can only assume it may not be much show watching going on, but I'll try. 

-Encore? I choose fellatio, with chocolate. Chocolate on top of chocolate. What gets better than that? Chocolate is messy so I advise not to do this on the bed. Get on your knees and make sure to not take your eyes off him the entire time. Play, "How deep is your love" by Keith Sweat, the slowed down version while doing this. Just trust me, I'm linking it below. 

Obviously the night is going to go where it goes and positions could lead into other things. But, I thought the picking of the cards and not knowing what's on them seems like it'll be fun. I know most of us have kids and we don't always have the time to plan things, so when we do, let's make some fun of it!

Anyway, stay tuned for the aftermath. 

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